I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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