She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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