Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
The adults are the big ones right?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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