So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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