Where are you?
In a non slutty way
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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