erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
So many bounce houses so little time
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
sex in a hospital.. check
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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