I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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