all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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