Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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