It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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