my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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