Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I looked at my own cervix.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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