I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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