Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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