News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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