It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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