hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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