lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize