No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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