He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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