Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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