i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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