matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
When are your genitals available?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
