I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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