There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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