You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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