ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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