bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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