i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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