A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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