In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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