even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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