maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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