WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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