Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
