He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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