she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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