FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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