IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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