So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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