maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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