Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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