Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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