So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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