worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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