playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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