Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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