I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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