How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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