Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Randomize
